The Fairest of them All (to you)

Snow White, as fair as fair can be,
Just sat around quite passively.
When evil tried to do her in,
"Some day my prince will come," she'd sing.

The cinder wench was though quite nice,
Always helping out the mice.
She never gave herself a hand,
Instead she went to snag a man.

Rapunzel, golden curls and all,
Was locked up in a tower tall.
She never thought to use her hair
To get her own self out of there.

The sleeping beauty was not brave.
She never thought herself to save.
When trouble reared its ugly head,
The Sleeping Beauty went to bed.

They each got their ever-after
in subjection and in pelf:
For a happy ever ending,
Do not think to save yourself.